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Why Jesus Lizard is so awesome, a poem
oh jesus lizard you are so great
why are you so great jesus lizard?
jesus lizard is loud
jesus lizard is sloppy
but so precise
how are you so precise jesus lizard
jesus lizard fans are crazy
look at crazy guy smoke crack rocks
he does not like volley ball
go crazy guy go
use your back as a platform for the guy with his dick hanging out to crowd surf
people don't want dick guy to fall
but they don't want to touch his little dick hanging out
dick guy needs new pants
preferably a pair with no rip so his dick is in his pants
of jesus lizard you scare me
but i love you jesus lizard
feed me papa lizard
feed me the electricity flying out of your guitar
its an aluminum neck electrical guitar company guitar
very nice i wants your guitar
feed me electricity through your bass papa lizard
bass player looks so angry
why is he so angry
he moves everything but his legs
his anger hold his legs to the floor
feed me electricity through david yow's microphone papa lizard
david yow is crazy
look at david yow jump into crowd
jump david jump
oh wow david yow jumped twenty feet into the crowd
david is old
but david is still drunk, crazy, and ripped
thank you papa lizard your vibrations are delicious from your drum set
I am stumbling, other jesus lizard babies like me are standing on my shoe laces
jesus babies are fighting
but all in good fun
we help each other up if we fall
unless you're a hipster
jesus lizard babies hate hipsters
they're not intense enough for jesus lizard party
this is not yo la tengo hipsters
go be ironic elsewhere
we'll break your twenty dollar fake eye glasses
don't worry you have perfect vision stupid hipster
you don't need them
I did not go to pitchfork
I went to the jesus lizard
pitchfork is stoopid
too many hipsters
jesus lizard is done
bye jesus lizard
I am tenderized
Jesus lizard party is one big meat grinder
I am tired
Call girl friend
call call call
Hi girl friend
i miss you
i saw the jesus lizard
i am a hunk of ground meat
it was great
i love papa lizard
all hail papa lizard
- memories of The Jesus lizard concert on friday at pitchfork 2009, Tyler Franklin, a Jesus Lizard fan
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